| DATA ENTRY on 12.04.2003 |
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hey HEY hey. guess who got smashed. thats right, its ME! oh the developments i have dfor you. the drama. the pain (in the chest, HA.) oh sweet lordy pull up a fuckin seatr. well i just got back from mcdonalds. sounds dull? well... what if i told you it was mcdonalds BREAKFAST? still nothing? whatr idf i told you... that i woke up this morning at about 7..... NOT ALONE. WHOA. WhhhhhhhOOOOOOOOoOooOooooOoAAaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaAAA there dan parker. whhhhhhhooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. sure many of you stroke your beards and cluck you5r tongues and wonfder whats to do with this dan parkewr. but to me this sis aa BIG FREAKIN DEAL! you know who i woke up necxt to? michelle. DUNT DUNT DUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT>. i already hear joe burke graon ing aloud. but it wa s good. it really was. ed, and michelle, and chris and i .... we hung out... we wrasseled. thn me and michelle had psuedo sex. so what, you wonder, is psuedo sex any how, danny? well first off, dont call me danny. secondly, dear listeneniner.... psuedo sex is something that can only be had by dan parker. becuase, a d im not tooting my own horn here. i have a ginormous penis. YEs. thats not a typo. GINORMOUS. GI (jye) NOR (noor) MOUS (fuigger it out on your own). im not bragging! AT ALL! this thing is a curse! i have never had a healthy relationship, based SOLEY ON THE WANG. i should jyust cut this thing off. no. that would be stupid. so pseudo sex is where boith parties want to engage in the act, and so the act begins.... BUT.... BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTttt..... it doesnt feel remotely comfortable to the non male party. (im sure you guys will have a field day wiht that in the comments section. "wrong hole, dur hur hur." fuck you.) hahahah. wow. but we cuddled. we kissed. we held each other like we used to. we were trashed. she'll prolly regrert it all tomorrow. someone kill me.
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