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dan parker - 2003-04-14 10:53:18
also, those of you who read entries and dont post comments... i hate you. i dont care if your a total stranger. i dont care if you have nothing to say. no one i know knows this diary exists. its based on strangers as a reader base or some shit. if you read this and dont post a comment note or something, i will find a way to destroy you.
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dan parker - 2003-04-14 10:53:51
also, those of you who read entries and dont post comments... i hate you. i dont care if your a total stranger. i dont care if you have nothing to say. no one i know knows this diary exists. its based on strangers as a reader base or some shit. if you read this and dont post a comment note or something, i will find a way to destroy you.
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damik - 2003-04-14 16:16:45
Dude your so getting ahead of yourself, tell you what, escape it all, move here to Utah, we'll get drunk all the time on watered down booze. Ms. Rhode Island is only comming for a visit, its far too soon to be picking out china patterns. Your only 22, juggle girls, in fact I bet you could keep four in the air at the same time. Yes, that will be your challenge for the week, find two more girls and see how long you can keep it going.
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fairyzebra - 2003-04-14 16:44:15
couldn't you tell Rhode Island that you are too busy for her to visit or something? sounds to me like you should give michelle the benefit of the doubt, especially since you know her better. Or tell RI the truth: she's a girl, and us girls sometimes are understanding.
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katy - 2003-04-14 17:08:59
Girls are fucking confusing. Just keep drinking and savor it.
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dan parker - 2003-04-14 17:10:34
yeah. the truth must be told. its just that i know rhode island is super gung ho about comin out here. i just too much of a pussy to hurt anyones feelings, even if it is for the best. who needs a friggin' drink?
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Jessie - 2003-04-14 18:24:26
Hey. *pokes* As a diaryland oldie (newbie, oldie...) I have heard your kind of story about a million times. And yet... it's still interesting, mostly because you're perpetually drunk. Yours is the existence I wish for. Well, except for the whole poverty thing. And the fact that I'm a chick. Oh well.
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Michael P.G. Pantalones - 2003-04-15 00:22:53
Quit bein' such a pussy and stuff it to them both with your giant schlong. "OH, RHODE ISLAND GIRL, YOU COME FROM SUCH A SMALL STATE, HOW DO YOU LIKE MY GIANT SCHLONG?" That's my fuckin' advice. Cocksucker.
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Danie - 2003-04-15 01:04:47
Or invite them both over, get them shitfaced and see if you can score a threesome.
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dan parker - 2003-04-15 01:49:31
so yeah... thats a great idea. but drunkeness is key. so people should send me money. haha. now theres an entry for ya.
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Stacey - 2003-04-15 14:14:22
Dan,
Don't juggle two at once... it never works. Figure out what the fuck Michelle wants to do. She is obviously the one you want to be with... just keep the girl from RI on the back burner. Don't let her come to visit. Tell her you had a family death or something and get your head straight before you lose two chicks with one stone. Peace and good luck!
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Mo - 2003-04-15 21:20:01
:Won't be destroyed: Damn can't help but think you're doing pretty damn good for being an unemployed drunk... shit though man all the good crap happens at once.
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Janani - 2003-04-16 21:23:32
Wow. You definitely lead a pretty depressing life, at least from what I've read. Of course, I wouldn't leave you or anyone else a comment like that unless I wasn't threatened to be destroyed in some vague fashion. I won't offer advice though, even though I hate people who do that (say something pseudo-mean and then not even suggest anything), because I dont really know what to advise. I don't know...
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kelsi - 2003-04-17 03:06:35
You don't need any advice... your intuition is telling you what you want, because you're a Pisces, right? Interesting diary, by the way. :)
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Leah - 2003-04-18 12:41:29
I just donated to your drinking/smokes fund.....so update!
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Joshua Longstuff - 2003-04-19 18:13:57
I'm habitually in a bad mood, and I find that breaking stuff seems to help sometimes. Maybe it will work for you too, Noootch.
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